Jagger usually fixes his hair and brushes his teeth in my bathroom every morning. He gets ready in stages, usually brushing his teeth first, then he'll come back and flat iron his bed head (he's a vein child), and then he'll come back again to check himself out one more time before we leave for school.
Well, yesterday he barged in as usual but this time I had not gotten dressed yet. My first thought was "That poor kid will be scared for life". I yelled "THAT'S WHY WE KNOCK BEFORE WE GO IN MOMMY & DADDY'S BEDROOM!" My sympathy for my son soon turned to anger and shock when I hear Jagger mumble under his breath "WOW, I had no idea your butt was so big".
He's lucky to be alive.
Her response was, "uh, noooo Mom. You're too wide for that skirt."
nice.