Thursday, November 6, 2008
Jagger usually fixes his hair and brushes his teeth in my bathroom every morning. He gets ready in stages, usually brushing his teeth first, then he'll come back and flat iron his bed head (he's a vein child), and then he'll come back again to check himself out one more time before we leave for school.
Well, yesterday he barged in as usual but this time I had not gotten dressed yet. My first thought was "That poor kid will be scared for life". I yelled "THAT'S WHY WE KNOCK BEFORE WE GO IN MOMMY & DADDY'S BEDROOM!" My sympathy for my son soon turned to anger and shock when I hear Jagger mumble under his breath "WOW, I had no idea your butt was so big".
He's lucky to be alive.
posted by World of Wright at 8:50 AM |


At November 6, 2008 at 9:07 AM, Blogger Heidi said........
Oh crap I laughed at this. I have been there; the last time I took Hope shopping with me - she was in the dressing room when I tried on this really cute skirt.

Her response was, "uh, noooo Mom. You're too wide for that skirt."


At November 6, 2008 at 10:28 AM, Blogger VikingMom said........
That's why whenever I heard the jiggle of the door knob while I'm changing, I yell "Naked Mom!". That usually sends them running. I think my kids have seen enough to be traumatized for a lifetime. They'll probably end up living in an asylum somewhere or at least cloistered at a monastery or a convent.

At November 7, 2008 at 5:25 PM, Blogger Bits from Bonnie said........
You know, I remember when your brother walked in on me. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard watching all of his reactions. He was mad that he caught me that way, and as he kept one hand over his eyes, he reached behind him trying to find his way out of the room. He ran into the wall on his way out, and kept yelling at me that I should have been dressed. Somehow it was my fault that he barged in on me while I was undressing!

At November 8, 2008 at 10:20 AM, Blogger Kodos Mom said........