Thursday, October 8, 2009

So Jagger wants to be Jeff Hardy for Halloween. Why? I have no idea! He was going back and forth between Kid Rock and Jeff Hardy and to be honest there isn't much difference between the two.

Why didn't he just come out with it and say "Mommy! I wanna be trailer trash for Halloween!"

Jag jumped on the Internet looking for these stupid sleeve things which are clearly woman's tights cut up and used as hard core wrestling accessories. Does this not scream MOMMY ISSUES?

I refuse to spend $15 PLUS shipping to buy the replica mommy issue selves on the WWE website so I'm gunna buy girls tights at Walmart, cut them up and ship them from work so he gets them in the mail just as if the were shipped from the WWE web shop.

I could refuse to let him go as "mayor of the trailer park" but then he might pick a costume that actually cost money.

Why would I forbid him from dressing up in girls tights, a wife beater and jeans? It's like a Halloween dream come true! $5 for a Halloween costume.

This is almost as good as when Stephen dressed up as Dog The Bounty Hunter in 5th grade!

I'm starting to see a theme here...

posted by World of Wright at 10:45 AM |


At October 8, 2009 at 1:10 PM, Blogger Sarah B. said........
I love Kid Rock and I am not ashamed. Good Luck with buying the tights at WalMart. :)

At October 8, 2009 at 1:35 PM, Blogger Billy and Laurel said........
I don't know why, it would probably make my mom cry if she knew--but I like Kid Rock too. :) As for the costume: you are a woman after my own heart! Why buy it when you can create something better for less? I do admit though--I bought Travis a really sweet knight costume at Costco for $20. There was no denying the deal that was considering how nice it was. As for Aaron I'm going to have to drag out the sewing machine and sew up yet another Jedi costume. How many years in a row can a kid dress up as a Star Wars character?

(Sorry for the book! I didn't know i was writing one.)