So Jagger wants to be Jeff Hardy for Halloween. Why? I have no idea! He was going back and forth between Kid Rock and Jeff Hardy and to be honest there isn't much difference between the two.

Why didn't he just come out with it and say "Mommy! I wanna be trailer trash for Halloween!"

Jag jumped on the Internet looking for these stupid sleeve things which are clearly woman's tights cut up and used as hard core wrestling accessories. Does this not scream MOMMY ISSUES?

I refuse to spend $15 PLUS shipping to buy the replica mommy issue selves on the WWE website so I'm gunna buy girls tights at Walmart, cut them up and ship them from work so he gets them in the mail just as if the were shipped from the WWE web shop.

I could refuse to let him go as "mayor of the trailer park" but then he might pick a costume that actually cost money.

Why would I forbid him from dressing up in girls tights, a wife beater and jeans? It's like a Halloween dream come true! $5 for a Halloween costume.

This is almost as good as when Stephen dressed up as Dog The Bounty Hunter in 5th grade!

I'm starting to see a theme here...