I sat in the stall and realize a hear a man's voice.
"What the heck!?" (I tend to say that a lot) "Did I actually go in the wrong bathroom?"
I start to think of a way to sneak out of the bathroom without anyone noticing.
I peak under the door and look around to see if I recognize the shoes in the bathroom but I don't see any shoes!
Maybe I was hearing voices in my head...Maybe I'm going crazy.
I realize after a few seconds that the jazz music that plays in the bathroom is actually a jazz radio station and the voice I heard was the radio announcer.
Awkward moment averted!