When eating a grilled shrimp, scall0p and veggie kabob, make sure the yellow squash you are chowing into isn't a lemon wedge. It's quite a shocker at first bite.

Though you may be small in comparison and feel the need to fight dirty, it is not wise to ambush your big brother and pee on him while he is taking a shower. Payback ALWAYS sucks.

Don't call anyone "Sir" unless you are absolutely POSITIVE you are speaking to a man.

Though charcoal tablets are a great tummy ache remedy, a charcoal tablet "irruption" is not a pretty sight and can be frightening if you forgot you took charcoal tablets.